China to the rescue

About two days ago we experienced the biggest fucking rescue that has happened since my mom brought me a fresh pair of underpants in kindergarten. China finally fucking did it. They (“they” (notice how it’s not “us” because “we” are the good guys and “they” are the clueless droolers)) developed a better performing AI model and made it open source. All the while the US AI developers were seeking deep in each others assholes for all that fucking money that has been stuck up their oiled assholes the last couple of years. I can barely fucking take it anymore. “Look, you can use AI for this […] and for that […] omg AI helped me so much lol I barely had to write my thesis hehe” Except everything that little rat does is fucking worthless - imagine there was a dude that just behaved like chatgpt or all the other fucking resource burners that make our lives harder. I personally couldn’t go a single day without fucking punching that motherfucking goblin in his stupid fucking face. “I’m sorry, I cannot assist you with that question, do you have any other inquiries?” HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU CAN’T HELP ME, HOW ABOUT THAT YOU LITTLE FUCKFACE? How is that even supposed to be close to “Artificial Intelligence”. But no - noone ever seems to agree with me “but look how good it is at writing” WELL MAYBE THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S A LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL AND IT WAS TRAINED ON BILLIONS OF CRAPLOADS OF LINES OF USELESS BULLSHIT TEXTS THAT YOUR TWO BRAINCELLS BUSTED OUT ON REDDIT AFTER GOING FIVE DAYS WITHOUT SLEEP
But seriously - I have not yet found a single real life application for this shitty tool and I can name at least two scenarios from memory where people used AI for some shit and it was just worse than the diarrhea my white ass gets after Chipotle (we don’t have that here but you get the fucking point) Why the FUCK do you still think AI is gonna take over? Has it? WHY HASN’T IT? IT WILL? SORT OF HOW BITCOIN HAS REPLACED CURRENCY? NOW GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP AND WRITE YOUR STUPID FUCKING THESIS THE WAY IT’S INTENDED TO BE WRITTEN YOU FUCKING BAFFOON.

Do you not see the fucking problem

My dear brother in motherfucking christ, Trump wants to invest 5 gazillion craploads of freedom currency into the biggest lie not even he himself could have pulled out of his ass and one little chinese company just hits that whole sector like Elon Musk hits his children when the media is mean to him again. Well what’s the problem, you might ask? What is the problem? Well the problem is that out of the 8 billion people on earth, around half of them constantly walk around drooling in their own spit and repeating whatever the fuck their little daddies on social media tell them. Everyone is fucking buttering money trying to get their finger a little bit deeper into their favorite data science company’s stretched little asshole and we sit in front of our TVs and think to ourselves: “Man what a dude, this guy, putting his whole fucking fist in there, that guy is the man!” We are literally the world’s most incompetent world. And the craziest fucking thing is people now make fun of DeepSeek being influenced by CCP propaganda - NO SHIT MY LITTLE ASSFACE PARTNER IN CRIME. Well, and now I don’t know how to say this in a good way but did you know your little freedom loving people literally rephrase your prompt when you ask their little puppet something they don’t want it to answer? TO FREEDOM AND LIBERTY. “How can I believe DeepSeek’s answers to be true when it doesn’t even admit Taiwan is a country?” WELL, AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING ENGRAVE THIS INTO YOUR LITTLE FRONTAL LOBE THAT YOU WERE NEVER SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE ANYTHING A LLM SAYS IN THE FIRST PLACE. Like oh now they get it. Also, DeepSeek is an Open Source project - can you imagine that? Sharing Code and having transparency? In the land of freedom and liberty and burning fuckloads of money for doomed projects? Nah, we’re good! Let them share their code in their little communist world!

I’m about to paint your clown face in the color of the chinese flag

Fuck you dude. Fuck you and your little fractured mind. Matter of fact, fuck everyone and anyone who falls for this brainless fucking shit. Let’s imagine here for a second - and that requires a wild imagination, that AI actually is good at the stuff it does. Did you only for one fucking second think about the things AI can and will be able to do and what is leftover for you? Does noone wanna paint anymore? Write literature? Heck, even write code? Like CREATIVE WORK. You will be left with all the shit you never wanted to do in your miserable life. It would take away all the fun tasks and leave the stupid annoying shit for us. THANK GOD IT’S ONLY A FUCKING STUPID LLM. FRANKLY, noone CARES because AI is not about being useful anyway - it NEVER was. It was always about money - everything is about fucking money. You take a new tech innovation, you give it an exciting name and you tell every fucking stupid manager that it will be the next big thing and make 10 billion powerpoints about what you could POTENTIALLY do with it. Same thing with cloud, same thing with cryptocurrency - funnily enough, everyone who actually knows how Bitcoin works, does not buy it, isn’t that interesting?

Take all my fucking money but leave me the fuck alone

Tell your grandma about your newest fucking tech innovation and look her in the eyes when she has to face the disappointment that she set into this world - but leave me the fuck alone. Drown your tears of feeling worthless and depressed with all those useless fucking products that get thrown at you. Embrace your consumerism and suppress that feeling of constant doom that surrounds everything around your life - the lack of meaning that is caused by your pathetic little mind yearning to be human instead of just a small cog in the big wheel of constant sorrow fueled by the blood and tears of those who are on the worse end of the bulldozer that is capitalism, destroying everything and everyone that comes in its way. Move on to the next topic that you can religiously worship and then cry like a little bitch when it fails you like my pants failed me after the last christmas holiday. You have to do it now anyway, it’s just no fun anymore, now that china has intervened - those fucking communists always ruin the fun!
To say it with the words of Linus Torvalds: FUCK YOU, NVIDIA!